Austin >Sams Boat
Go for the WINGS!!!.
If for no other reason, go for the wings. Biggest and possibly the best buffalo wings. They are blackened buffalo wings. Not honey, not teriyaki not garlic, not super crispy grease wings, but buffalo wings that are blackened. Wings are 20 cents on Mondays. Texan Martinis are pretty good too.
As for weekends and happy hours...the other reviews have nailed it...
Oh My God!. This place is criminal! I have never seen so many bleach blonde, rode hard and put away wet women in my life! The guys? A bunch of 150 pound bench pressers who should be wearing small shirts squeezing themselves into x-smalls. But don't even give them a second look or they'll be in your face ready to hand out a beat down. Geeeeeeez. Service? Picture Hooter's girls, but with really crappy attitudes. But, go, drink, laugh and come away feeling fanatastic about yourself!
Like cheese?. If you've ever wondered where strippers, tanning bed addicts and steroid-infused personal trainers go to have a good time, look no further than Sam's Boat. You've gotta go at least once for the people watching...you'll never see so many trashy and cheesy people in one place. Lots of zipper-shirted men dripping with hair gel and 45-year-old women trying to be 19. After you've enjoyed the sideshow, RUN anywhere but here to hang out with quality folks.
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