One of the best things about Pizza
Patron (say: pat-RONE) is the bust portrait of the guy on the side of the building, who one may only assume is the "Pizza Patron" himself. It looks exactly like a Mexican Will Ferrel, which endeared the place to me even before I tried their offerings. In truth this pizza is pretty standard chain stuff, but here's a tip: have you ever eaten a chorizo-topped pie? No, you have not. It's not for the faint of heart (or faint of acid refluxed stomach), but if it's meaty you want, it's meaty you shall absolutely get.