Exposé Gentlemen's Adult Entertainment

03/08/2008 Posted by ChrisWilson69

I went during the day. The place is quaint without much privacy,very open unless in the VIP area, which is still kinda open. but easy to intermingle with the lovelies. I liked being at the bar best,maybe because the wait service could use a bit of improevment. Why wait on drinks? No bueno. Could use a bit of an overhaul, and I wondered as to why some of the girls were hired on, but I did see some impressive stage dancing. Very impressive. personal dances are a toss up, either realy good or really not. I suggest getting the first girl that appeals to you onsatge, that's usually a good bet. I'd go back again, pretty much what one should expect from a local neighborhood strip club, the old church on the hill. Yep. Not much has changed,really.

Pros: vareity,good food,chill atmosphere

Cons: had to go to bar for drinks, didn't feel very waited on

01/12/2008 Posted by msmaryjane77

I am a dancer and I've worked around Austin. Expose isn't very big and it could use a little remodeling, but there are tons of girls there. it's the top money making club so it's always packed with all diffrent girls, and the girls don't have set schedules, so its diffrent girls every time you go in there. you can't judge the club on one bad experience. the food is good and the girls are nice. if you didn't come in to get a lap dance then why the hell did you come in the first place? its our job to keep you company. don't act so suprised. If you want a good time at a club like this in austin, then Expose is your best bet. Rick's doesn't have any girls, it's too far away, etc.

Pros: Nice girls, Lots of girls, pretty girls, diffrent kinds of girls, good food, good location.

Cons: not very big.

01/07/2008 Posted by autar

Went on a Sunday night. Most girls were not good looking. The girls seemed very pushy and desperate to dance for you. Two of the girls did not go away even after I told them I was not interested. I ended up getting a dance just to get them off my back. I would not go back here again.

Pros: located close to downtown

Cons: pushy girls, very few good looking girls

10/17/2007 Posted by isaidskyla

oh...sigh...I was looking up Chinese food and as a goof I thought I would see how my work place is fairing in the Citysearch rating pool. I am a dancer at Expose and I would like to set a few things down for you to consider. 1). There are two shifts a 11 am to 7 pm and a 7 pm to 2 am shift Now I know we are supposed to be there on time for our shifts but that doesn't always happen. I will tell you what I do for an example: For a day shift I arrive at about noon. I order a drink from my favorite waitress and say hello to my friends at the bar. I go back into the dressing room and "wind in" to my day at Expo by winding down with my friends. We chat and giggle and buy each other drinks/ shots and talk while we get our make up done and figure out what to wear. Now as guys go you may not really view that as important but I have to tell you having fun is what Expose is all about. When I come out of those dressing room doors I feel like I just walked into another room at the party. We try not to hang out in the back so much but the main floor is usually so damn cold and we are in our underwear so we run back to get warm. So sometimes you may have to wait and you may see a few girls who are not looking so good in the meantime but that is because the rest of us are in the back getting ready its that way at any club though. If we are not out walking around the floor you can always stir us up and empty the dressing room by asking the waitress where the girls are. She will come back and get us out of there. 2) We want to have fun as much as you do. We are a close knit happy group without drama. We are all friends with each other and are always looking to make more friends. 3) Respect the rules be kind and have fun. 4) Our good dances, by the way, are reserved for men who don't try to maul us, lick us etc. 5) If you can try coming in around 1pm for day shift and around 10pm for night 6) Bring a friend or a few. I will bring mine 7) The drinks ARE awesome.

Pros: small club, friendly staff, fun girls

Cons: bring a sweater. The air conditioner works WELL.

09/29/2007 Posted by stpboc

New in Austin and Texas, so decided to check out at least on strip club. Wanted to try Yellow Rose, however reviews said touching is not allowed in Yellow Rose so decided to try Expose. The review here wasn't good so I didn't have high hopes but it turned out really disappointing. Went on Sat evening and there are about only 9 strip performers. Looks of the girls there are pretty bad. There is only one good looking blonde, but she left before 8pm. So if you really want to give it a try, I suggest you arrived before 7pm to avoid the cover charge, if not it is really a waste of your money.

Pros: can't think of any

Cons: Ugly performers

06/10/2007 Posted by johncocks12345678

My recent visit to Expose made me wish I had saved my money so that I could invest it in building a time machine so that I could travel to back before I went inside and stop myself. For a Saturday night, the lineup was very C-string. While the blacklight did a good job of hiding the bruises on their bodies, no amount of good lighting could remedy what they lacked in facial appeal. The best part is, the strippers (I say "strippers" and not dancers because, honestly, I've seen zombies with better moves) insult you if you don't want a lapdance. Maybe if they offered to paperbag their head for an extra five dollars, I'd consider the investment, but it would take a lot of convincing. Even worse, getting drunk to filter out their Picasso-esque facial misfortunes isn't an option, as you pay top dollar to get about one drink per hour. Overall, I'd suggest going to another club in town, or maybe just committing suicide to avoid the possibility of accidentally ending up at Expose.

Pros: I'm not there anymore

Cons: Bad dancers, bad wait service, watered-down drinks

07/30/2006 Posted by greenhuntress

My friends and I went on a Saturday night, a mixed group of girls and boys, by the way. We all had fun! There was limited seating, so we moved to the VIP room. There are women of every size and shape here. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, hispanic, asian, black, thin, athletic, voluptuous, you name it, they have it. No one had any food, but the drinks and the service was excellent! Tabledances are a roll of the dice, it really depends on the dancer. A good way to gauge is if you see one you like dancing on stage, go say hello and see if you like their style. Chances are, if you do, your tabledance will be well worth it. This is a great place to go, for boys AND girls!

Pros: Clean, friendly staff, a range of beautiful women

Cons: Small women's bathroom, VERY busy on a weekend.

11/10/2005 Posted by steve_skoal

Looking to blow off some steam? This is your place. VERY friendly girls. Attentive waitstaff. As long as you have cash, you will leave statisfied.

Pros: Hispanic dancers, Asian dancers, Black dancers