Exposé Gentlemen's Adult Entertainment
Austin, TX 78704
Phone: (512) 447-5353
06/10/2007 Posted by johncocks12345678
My recent visit to Expose made me wish I had saved my money so that I could invest it in building a time machine so that I could travel to back before I went inside and stop myself. For a Saturday night, the lineup was very C-string. While the blacklight did a good job of hiding the bruises on their bodies, no amount of good lighting could remedy what they lacked in facial appeal. The best part is, the strippers (I say "strippers" and not dancers because, honestly, I've seen zombies with better moves) insult you if you don't want a lapdance. Maybe if they offered to paperbag their head for an extra five dollars, I'd consider the investment, but it would take a lot of convincing. Even worse, getting drunk to filter out their Picasso-esque facial misfortunes isn't an option, as you pay top dollar to get about one drink per hour. Overall, I'd suggest going to another club in town, or maybe just committing suicide to avoid the possibility of accidentally ending up at Expose.
Pros: I'm not there anymore
Cons: Bad dancers, bad wait service, watered-down drinks
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