QUA Bottle Lounge
Austin, TX 78701
Phone: (512) 762-2000
03/02/2008 Posted by vesperati
Lame. Attempting to take meat markets to the next level but even failing at that, Qua would be appropriate for only the most insipid patrons. I've lived in Austin for 15 years, San Francisco for many, and NYC, and I cannot wait for this to shut down. It's a blight on our fair city. I feel like Russian gangsters are going to start shooting at any second. Or I'm in an episode of Miami Vice. Break out your white pants, pink blazer, and overwhelming desire to get a social disease. I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could see some keys of coke being passed under the table somewhere. Go back to Scary Land from whence you came creepy Guidos! This place actually insults Creep Guidos. In fact, if I went in and there were a bunch of cigar chomping old NYC gangstas - that would be kinda cool. Nay, I tell you, these guys aren't even remotely that authentic and charming.
Pros: Free coke straws and strippers at the door.
Cons: Why is this here again?
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